At 30+ lbs. Mickey won the position of
President & CEO in a landslide—he literally
squashed the competition before they even
knew what hit them. Known to take his meals
lying down, the term "power lunch" takes on a
whole new meaning where Mick's involved.

Philosophy: Physical movement is way over-
rated. Being is much better than doing. (Mick
must have spent one of his 9 lives with a Zen
master to have learned that last part!)

Daily Grind: Eating, sleeping, eating,
sleeping, eating, peeing, sleeping, eating,
sleeping—you get the idea.
At close to 30 lbs. Boo could be a real threat to the Big
Cheese (Mick), but he's the proverbial "scaredy-cat"
and rather shy & retiring, as in always sleeping. With
him in charge of finances, shareholders are rightfully
concerned about all the company profits literally being
eaten up. When not planning his next luncheon
engagement, Boo likes to spend time lying on his
back, practicing his bunny pose.

Philosophy: The world is a scary place. Maybe I
should move to the moon. I hear it's made of cheese!

Motto: All food is fast food! Chewing takes away from
valuable eating time. Swallowing everything whole is
the way to go.
This femme fatale with the big
bedroom eyes is the resident hot
babe. Often found asleep on the job,
she has always side-stepped any
possible threat of demotion with her
easy charm and extreme good
nature—except when it comes to
getting along with Karma. If your order
is late or gets screwed up, she's the
one to blame, but she's sooo darn
cute! Untrusting of the males in the
office, and with good reason,she has
decided to literally sleep her way to
the top—but alone.

Philosophy: Any day is a good day if it
involves stickin' it to that bitchy diva
Karma.

Hobby: Ambushing Karma in the
hallway on the way to the ladies'
powder room.
KARMA
HEAD OF CUSTOMER SERVICE
This petite little lady may seem like
she'd be the resident sweetheart, but
she's known around the water
cooler/dish as the office diva and bitch.
Her strike first, ask questions later,
and the "customer is always wrong"
way of handling things keeps the
customer service dept. from getting
bogged down and back-logged with
situations needing resolution. If you
have a complaint to register, good luck!

Philosophy: Everyone is out to get me.
Don't they know the world is supposed
to revolve around me?!

Motto: Whining is the highest form of
communication, as long as I'm the one
doing it.
MICKEY
PRESIDENT & CEO
BOO
V. P. & CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER
LITTLE BOY
HEAD OF SALES & MARK(ET)ING
HUNKY
ORDER PROCESSING & FULFILLMENT
Known among the inner circles as
Darth Vader, the Prince of Darkness,
and The Intimidator, a little boy he's
not. A natural choice for department
head because of his superior talent for
mark(et)ing anything and everything,
and his "dancing crane" karate pose
that can intimidate anyone into buying
whatever he might be selling!

Philosophy: The world is my oyster. All
hail the Great Caesar, er, I mean, Little
Boy.

Secret Fantasy: Over-throwing The
Mick as president & CEO.
As you can see, All One Together is a diverse bunch, representing the black (Little Boy), white/orange
(Mick), and gray (Boo & Hunky) areas of life. And then there's Karma, who's definitely in a class of
her own. Despite the occasional back-biting and cat fights between the staff, each does their part to
keep the office running like a well-oiled sardine, er, I mean, machine. Company slogan: "Four-Tuna
500 list of top businesses, here we come!"
All One Together
828-692-8435
124 Nob Hill Road
Hendersonville, NC 28791
info@allonetogether.com

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