About Us

About Us

Although almost every website these days has an "About Us" page, our plan, initially,
was to leave this page blank, since we felt the "Home" page basically already said it all.
But then we decided you might enjoy a behind the scenes peek at our staff in order to
see just what makes us so unique...

At 30+ lbs. Mickey won the position of
President & CEO in a landslide—he literally
squashed the competition before they
even knew what hit them. Known to take
his meals lying down, the term "power
lunch" takes on a whole new meaning
where Mick's involved.

Philosophy: Physical movement is way
over-rated. Being is much better than
doing. (Mick must have spent one of his 9
lives with a Zen master to have learned
that last part!)

Daily Grind: Eating, sleeping, eating,
sleeping, eating, peeing, sleeping, eating,
sleeping—you get the idea.

At close to 30 lbs. Boo could be a real threat to the
Big Cheese (Mick), but he's the proverbial
"scaredy-cat" and rather shy & retiring, as in
always sleeping. With him in charge of finances,
shareholders are rightfully concerned about all the
company profits literally being eaten up. When not
planning his next luncheon engagement, Boo likes
to spend time lying on his back, practicing his
bunny pose.

Philosophy: The world is a scary place. Maybe I
should move to the moon. I hear it's made of
cheese!

Motto: Chewing takes away from valuable eating
time. Swallowing everything whole is the way to
go. All food is fast food!

This femme fatale with the big bedroom
eyes is the resident hot babe. Often found
asleep on the job, she has always side-
stepped any possible threat of demotion
with her easy charm and extreme good
nature—except when it comes to getting
along with Karma. If your order is late or
gets screwed up, she's the one to blame,
but she's sooo darn cute! Untrusting of the
males in the office, and with good reason,
she has decided to literally sleep her way to
the top—but alone.

Philosophy: Any day is a good day if it
involves stickin' it to that bitchy diva Karma.

Hobby: Ambushing Karma in the hallway
on the way to the ladies' powder room.

KARMA
HEAD OF CUSTOMER
SRERVICE

This petite little lady may seem like she'd
be the resident sweetheart, but she's
known around the water cooler/dish as the
office diva and bitch. Her strike first, ask
questions later, and the "customer is
always wrong" way of handling things
keeps the customer service dept. from
getting bogged down and back-logged with
situations needing resolution. If you have
a complaint to register, good luck!

Philosophy: Everyone is out to get me.
Don't they know the world is supposed to
revolve around me?!

Motto: Whining is the highest form of
communication, as long as I'm the one
doing it.

MICKEY
PRESIDENT & CEO

BOO
V. P. & CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER

LITTLE BOY
HEAD OF SALES & MARK(ET)ING

HUNKY
ORDER PROCESSING & FULFILLMENT

Known among the inner circles as Darth
Vader, the Prince of Darkness, and The
Intimidator, a little boy he's not. A natural
choice for department head because of his
superior talent for mark(et)ing anything
and everything, and his "dancing crane"
karate pose that can intimidate anyone
into buying whatever he might be selling!

Philosophy: The world is my oyster. All
hail the Great Caesar, er, I mean, Little
Boy.

Secret Fantasy: Over-throwing The Mick
as president & CEO.

As you can see, All One Together is a diverse bunch, representing the black (Little
Boy), white/orange (Mick), and gray (Boo & Hunky) areas of life. And then there's
Karma, who's definitely in a class of her own. Despite the occasional back-biting
and cat fights between the staff, each does their part to keep the office running
like a well-oiled sardine, er, I mean, machine. Company slogan for
2008..."Four-Tuna 500 list of top businesses, here we come!"

For an update on the staff and the behind the
scenes office news here at All One, click here or
on the "Staff News" button on the menu bar.

"May you be blessed with all things good."